Top 20 reasons to be a Woman

1. Free drinks, free dinners, free movies (you get the point)
2. We get out of speeding tickets by crying
3. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life
4. We can sue the President for sexual harassment
5. Brad Pitt!!!
6. No one passes out when we take off our shoes
7. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her ass
8. We have the ability to dress ourselves
9. We pout better (those puppy dog eyes always work!)
10. We're cuter
11. We lie better
12. We’re better manipulators
13. We have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month
14. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked
15. We get candy, flowers and jewelry all the time ‘cos men screw up so often
16. There are times when chocolate really can solve all our problems
17. Our friends don't pick on us if we aren't sleeping with anyone
18. We’ll never regret piercing our ears
19. Most women actually look good in short shorts- men DON'T
20. If we’re dumb, some people will find it cute <grin>

Source: Internet